• the gay wedding cake story strikes again (Fox)
• Halima changes name to Amatullah (CNN)
• Hold the presses! Kid Rock weighs in on Seth Rogen and Michael Moore! (USA Today)
• Gender assignment surgery for hermaphrodite cat (Fox)
• Tom Brady diminishes deflated football scandal by pointing out it hasn’t yet killed anyone (MSNBC)
• Nazi shocks by posing as Hitler (Christian Science Monitor)
• There’s someone for everyone, even cannibal cops  (Huffington Post)
• Today (Apr 2016): Burglar Griller; Waffle House robbery foiled by Vet’s cane; SNL Hillary spoof; Doris Burke dribbling in heels; Trump kids won’t be voting;

Meanwhile

• What’s going on in Yemen? (The Intercept)
• Richest one percent own half  (BBC)
• Obama: Pay no attention to those drone attacks (Democracy Now)
• State of the Union speech goes viral in newsrooms across the country
• Medical students and perceptions of patients’ pain differ along racial lines

Historically

• 2000 Election